Snowbirds

So...where can one go in the middle of the day to see first hand the walking dead? Wallyworld! In ten minutes you can see 5 scooters, 3 oxygen tanks, and more white hair then you would ever know what to do with. I know our fall and winter weather is amazing, but I think no one should be allowed to enjoy it without spending an equal amount of time living here in the summer. Its only fair... But then again I dont want to deal with them any more then I have to. Scratch all that, lets just kick out all the people I dont like and call it even.