I just spent 20 minutes trying to sign into my own blog because I couldnt remember my password...I guess I need to visit more. This bugs me. Thats all, this is just a bitching blog...

late night tv

Late night tv is a conundrum... I think I might actually use a snuggie, a lot. Who actually thinks that the hot girl on the tv is actually the one answering the phone when you call? If a car care kit is REALLY worth $100, how can you afford to sell it for $10? Why on earth would you think I need two microwave bacon cookers? Because I can give one as a gift? No, that is the worst gift ever. Pedipaws DO work... if your not an idiot. Even if you can buy a house for $300 dollars, is it really a house you want? Is it obvious to anyone else that the guys in the extenze commercial are just guys they stopped on the street that happened to have hot wives or girlfriends and were offered a quick buck if they were willing to say it made their pants fit tighter? The greatest thing I have ever seen on late night shopping channel is the host repeatedly talking about how ugly the piece he is trying to sell is. In his defence, it is a terribly ugly ring. At least I think its a he, it could be a she with an awful smokers voice. ...And now he is telling the woman who bought it what awful taste she has. Maybe he hates his job and would rather get fired and collect unemployment than quit.

Snowbirds

So...where can one go in the middle of the day to see first hand the walking dead? Wallyworld! In ten minutes you can see 5 scooters, 3 oxygen tanks, and more white hair then you would ever know what to do with. I know our fall and winter weather is amazing, but I think no one should be allowed to enjoy it without spending an equal amount of time living here in the summer. Its only fair... But then again I dont want to deal with them any more then I have to. Scratch all that, lets just kick out all the people I dont like and call it even.

Maybe a new hobby?

So the other day I saw that my lovely Trish started her own blog...and I thought that sounds so cool! So Im going to give it a try as well, and we will see how long it lasts. Its not like I dont already spend enough time staring at a computer. And I can tell every other post will most likely be complaints about school, homework or the like. So here it goes...