Thursday, July 23, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
late night tv
Late night tv is a conundrum... I think I might actually use a snuggie, a lot. Who actually thinks that the hot girl on the tv is actually the one answering the phone when you call? If a car care kit is REALLY worth $100, how can you afford to sell it for $10? Why on earth would you think I need two microwave bacon cookers? Because I can give one as a gift? No, that is the worst gift ever. Pedipaws DO work... if your not an idiot. Even if you can buy a house for $300 dollars, is it really a house you want? Is it obvious to anyone else that the guys in the extenze commercial are just guys they stopped on the street that happened to have hot wives or girlfriends and were offered a quick buck if they were willing to say it made their pants fit tighter? The greatest thing I have ever seen on late night shopping channel is the host repeatedly talking about how ugly the piece he is trying to sell is. In his defence, it is a terribly ugly ring. At least I think its a he, it could be a she with an awful smokers voice. ...And now he is telling the woman who bought it what awful taste she has. Maybe he hates his job and would rather get fired and collect unemployment than quit.
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